This is not the Stoic Club. Please be on your way...

🤠 “Pardner, you’re a long way from home. At least you found this oasis amongst the wastes.”

🤠 *hitches up suspenders, hocks and spits into a spitoon at your feet*

🤠 “I reckon you may as well have a look around before you head on your way. Mind you don’t get lost in these parts. They say there’re strange things that’ll change a man around here. I wouldn’t want to have to shoot you with this here six shooter.”

The Lazy Cowpoke Stop’n Go

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